At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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