ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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