Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
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