I'm eating all of the evidence.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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