Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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