I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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