Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
When are your genitals available?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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