I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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