PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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