i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Life is so much better after having sex.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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