The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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