When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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