what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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