He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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