I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Randomize
