i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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