Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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