I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I just had sex on a roof
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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