this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Randomize
