Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Randomize
