He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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