I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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