this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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