sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
smell my finger.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
false alarm, still single
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