His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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