When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
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