Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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