if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
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if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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