I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
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