Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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