I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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