Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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