strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
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