her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
i now understand why vodka
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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