i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
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