it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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