So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
there is puke in my bra ... again
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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