i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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