Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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