Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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