you guys were way drunker than both of me
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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