Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
We don't watch enough power rangers
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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