I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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