spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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