My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I would fuck him just for his dog
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Randomize
