does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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