How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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