Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
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