we're blogging at a bar
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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