I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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